If 2020 was a person, it would be Janice from Friends!
So far, 2020 is like looking both ways before you cross the street then getting hit by an airplane!
Do to quarantine, I’ll only be telling inside jokes!
‘I’m not working out with a mask on’ is my new favorite excuse for not working out!
Coronavirus has turned us all into dogs: We roam the house looking for food, we’re told ‘no’ if we get too close to strangers, and we get really excited about car rides and walks!
The world has been turned upside down! Older people are sneaking out of the house, while their kids yell at them to stay inside!
First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let’s not screw this up!
2019: Stay away from negative people! 2020: Stay away from positive people!
This virus has done what no woman has been able to do and this cancel sports, shut down bars and keep men at home!
I never thought that the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6 foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!
If they just called it the ‘stay at home challenge’ and posted it on social media, things would be completely back to normal by now!
I hope the weather is good for my trip to the back yard, I’m getting sick of my living room!
So does all the work from home jobs only have a short 30 minute lunch or is it just my job? By the time I make it to the kitchen it’s time to clock back in from lunch!
Never in a million years could I ever imagine that I would go up to a bank teller wearing a mask & ask for money!
I need to practice social distancing from the pantry!
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands?
Somewhere, someone is showering with a mask on!
I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020!
2020 is a unique Leap Year. It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March, and five years in April!
COVID spelled backward is DIVOC. What DIVOC is up with 2020?
Day 7 of social distancing: Struck up a conversation with a spider today. Seems nice. He’s a web designer!
I’m not saying I’m going to suck at homeschooling my kids but my daughter just asked, ‘Mom, what’s a synonym?’ And I replied, ‘It’s a spice’!
Can we uninstall 2020 and install it again? This version has a virus!
Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now!
I feel like a Kindergartener who keeps losing recess time because a couple of kids can’t follow simple instructions!
My husband and I switched sides of the bed this weekend and that’s what we call ‘vacation’ now!
The year 2020…Brought to you by the letters W, T and F!